random conversation of the day

j: the baby jeebus is no longer crying
j: he's screeching
b: sorry to hear that..
b: that baby jeebus is really starting to get on my nerves.. with all the cryin' he's been doing lately
j: amen
j: God bless Him, He' s a cranky little thing
b: yeah he is.. do you reckon there's anything we can do to stop him from hollerin?
j: Parrot Bay?
b: give him enough, that might take care of it
b: heh
j: yeah...
j: but will we get a contributing to the delinquency of a minor for it?
j: or...since He is the Son of God...do you think they'll just overlook it?
b: well... considering how long he's been the baby jeebus, do you really think he's still a minor? i mean, how many brithdays has he had now?