edited for content
during a slow afternoon at work, WiredMonkey and i ended up with this morsel.
drivng the bus..
WM: so, did you hear about the new pope?
ZM: what about the new poope?
ZM: pope, i mean
WM: well I hear he likes to....ya know
WM: hehehe
WM: no, actually, he doesn't.
ZM: heh
WM: but he does like to beat them.
ZM: ahh, likes to spank the young 'uns?
WM: no....all out BEAT them...I mean, like go Mike Tyson on them and all
ZM: wow
WM: just hospitalizes them....it's harsh.
WM: actually, for realz, he used to be hitler youth.
ZM: yeah, i heard that
WM: he says he regrets it and all....but wow.
WM: the pope was a hitler youth
WM: that just sounds wrong.
ZM: that's messed up
ZM: but hey, at least he's not hiding from it, ya know?
WM: well, that's something I guess.
ZM: yeah, but it's still messed up...
ZM: hope he does a good job.. not that i know exactly what the pope does/did/
WM: he popes
WM: he's a poper....does all the poping that needs done.
ZM: *groan*
ZM: i read that as
WM: yeah
WM: figured you might.
ZM: "he's a pooper"
WM: no no
WM: pope-er
ZM: which of course, brought up the question. does the pope shit in the woods?
WM: well, if he's out there for long enough, you bet your ass he does.
ZM: but what's the pope doing in the woods anyway? besides looking for somewhere to shit?
WM: looking for kids to beat?
ZM: you owe me a new keyboard, sir
WM: HRM?
ZM: i just spat gatorade all over mine.
WM: lol.....spit-take!!
ZM: bu-kake, said what?
WM: spittake? is that like bukkake?
WM: hehehe
ZM: the pope like bukkake? and beating children?
ZM: wow
ZM: and poopin' in the woods.
WM: this is one high-brow conversation!
ZM: the kind of funk i've been in today, this is about what i needed.
WM: good deal
ZM: nothing like a child beatin', bukkake liking, poopin' in the woods pope to brighten my afternoon
"hey, where are we going, why are we in this handbasket and what am i doing with this snowball?"
drivng the bus..
WM: so, did you hear about the new pope?
ZM: what about the new poope?
ZM: pope, i mean
WM: well I hear he likes to....ya know
WM: hehehe
WM: no, actually, he doesn't.
ZM: heh
WM: but he does like to beat them.
ZM: ahh, likes to spank the young 'uns?
WM: no....all out BEAT them...I mean, like go Mike Tyson on them and all
ZM: wow
WM: just hospitalizes them....it's harsh.
WM: actually, for realz, he used to be hitler youth.
ZM: yeah, i heard that
WM: he says he regrets it and all....but wow.
WM: the pope was a hitler youth
WM: that just sounds wrong.
ZM: that's messed up
ZM: but hey, at least he's not hiding from it, ya know?
WM: well, that's something I guess.
ZM: yeah, but it's still messed up...
ZM: hope he does a good job.. not that i know exactly what the pope does/did/
WM: he popes
WM: he's a poper....does all the poping that needs done.
ZM: *groan*
ZM: i read that as
WM: yeah
WM: figured you might.
ZM: "he's a pooper"
WM: no no
WM: pope-er
ZM: which of course, brought up the question. does the pope shit in the woods?
WM: well, if he's out there for long enough, you bet your ass he does.
ZM: but what's the pope doing in the woods anyway? besides looking for somewhere to shit?
WM: looking for kids to beat?
ZM: you owe me a new keyboard, sir
WM: HRM?
ZM: i just spat gatorade all over mine.
WM: lol.....spit-take!!
ZM: bu-kake, said what?
WM: spittake? is that like bukkake?
WM: hehehe
ZM: the pope like bukkake? and beating children?
ZM: wow
ZM: and poopin' in the woods.
WM: this is one high-brow conversation!
ZM: the kind of funk i've been in today, this is about what i needed.
WM: good deal
ZM: nothing like a child beatin', bukkake liking, poopin' in the woods pope to brighten my afternoon
"hey, where are we going, why are we in this handbasket and what am i doing with this snowball?"
posted by burntoutzen at
5:35 PM
6 Comments:
*making the sign of the cross*
I am praying for your souls.....
and mine, too.
yeah, cuz you were laughing too.
welcome aboard.
tickets please.
take the first empty seat.
thank you and enjoy the ride.
In my defense.......
....the pope DOES enjoy those activities. Or so I hear.
*huge sigh*
Excuse me conductor...but I paid for first class.....yet you stuck me in coach.
Not only that, my snowball is melting.
I'd like a refund, please.
hey, this is the bus straight to h-e-double hockey sticks.
there's only one class.. and it's called low-class
refund? i don't know what that means.
and the snowball proves the point.
i guess.
Does anyone else find it ironic that the leader of the Roman Catholics is a German Shepherd?
he he
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